
Haggis display at the Kelvingrove Museum in Glasgow, Scotland. The furry figure top left is described as a "wild haggis". The bottom right figure wrapped in plastic is described as a "domestic haggis". - photo T. Wong
There are 77 pounds of haggis that I have just picked up from Peter Black & Sons at Park Royal South in West Vancouver. I will deliver them to Floata Restaurant tonight, enroute to my appearance to "Address the Haggis" at the Burns Supper for the Vancouver & District Labour Council.
Many people outside of Scotland revile the poor wee haggis. It is the butt of many jokes. While in Scotland, I visited the Kelvingrove Museum and even found a display of a "wild haggis." (see the picture above). There was an accompanying sign that read:
Some believe the haggis is a small creature with shorter legs on one side of its body, so it can run around the hills more easily. To most people, haggis is a delicious Scottish food, best served with "neeps and tatties" turnips and potatoes.
Haggis model
Haggis scotticus
created in Glasgow Museum's workshop 2005
Haggis
created in a Scottish kitchen 2005
A "ceremonial haggis" should be "as lang's my arm" in length. It is also called a "piper's haggis", because it is piped in at dinners on a large serving plate for everyone to see.Haggis model
Haggis scotticus
created in Glasgow Museum's workshop 2005
Haggis
created in a Scottish kitchen 2005
But you cannot give a proper "Address to A Haggis" if it's already cut up into little wee piece.
Traditional Scots still like to see a traditional haggis at a Burns Dinner. We serve a one pounder of haggis to each table. It might be not enough for 10 Scots guests - but it is more than enough for 10 non-Scottish diners. To solve the problem we encourage people to share.
We also serve a 7 pound banquet haggis that is "as lang's my arm" to our head table. This ensures that it is pretty in pictures... as well as extra leftovers for any of our guests.

Bagpiper Joe McDonald does the honours at the 2009 Gung Haggis Fat Choy dinner - photo VFK.
His knife see rustic Labour dight,
An' cut you up wi' ready sleight,
Trenching your gushing entrails bright,
Like ony ditch;
And then, O what a glorious sight,
Warm-reekin, rich!
- 3rd verse from Robert Burns poem "Address to A Haggis"
Watch Vancouver mayor Gregor Robertson cut up the haggis at the 2009 DinnerAn' cut you up wi' ready sleight,
Trenching your gushing entrails bright,
Like ony ditch;
And then, O what a glorious sight,
Warm-reekin, rich!
- 3rd verse from Robert Burns poem "Address to A Haggis"
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And what does our traditional haggis maker think of all this?
Peter Black describes himself as a haggis rancher.
In 2006, we were paid a high compliment when haggis rancher Peter Black attended the Gung Haggis Fat Choy dinner with his family! Peter loved what we had done with his haggis.
Peter Black & Sons, at Park Royal Mall in West Vancouver, is BC's largest producer of haggis. Peter's haggis is a family secret with extra spices. It is different from a traditional lard recipe - which I have occasionally gagged on. I describe a Peter Black haggis to be like a nice liver pate, suitable for serving with crackers at your next Super Bowl party.
Be sure to visit Peter Black & Sons at Park Royal South - because there is an annual display of "live wild haggis." Often the haggis is sleeping, and you have to be very careful not to disturb it - but if you're quiet, you can sneak up on it.

Peter Black & Sons with family at the 2006 Gung Haggis Fat Choy dinner, linking hands to sing Auld Lang Syne to bring a finale to the dinner event - photo Ray Shum
Here are some of the menus from our past dinners:
2009 Gung Haggis Fat Choy menu revealed... to welcome the Year of the Ox
2008 Gung Haggis Fat Choy menu announced: now with Mongolian Beef to celebrate Year of the Rat
2007 Menu for Gung Haggis Fat Choy™:Toddish McWong's Robbie Burns Chinese New Year Dinner
2006 Menu for Gung Haggis Fat Choy™: Toddish McWong's Robbie Burns Chinese New Year Dinner - Celebrating the Year of the Dog
2005 Menu for Gung Haggis Fat Choy� at Floata Restaurant